Monday, September 3, 2007

movie poster review: the brave one

i'm not gonna lie, this wasn't my idea. but it was such a good one i just had to "borrow" it for a second. but i'll give credit where credit is due. i've started reading the insanity report, and aside from being hilarious and a great blogger, this dude does the occasional "movie trailer review." because after all: why watch the movie when you can learn pretty much all you need to know from the trailer?

...or for that matter, from the poster that's plastered all over the subway and also on a 4-story building in harlem.




so this is apparently jodie foster's new movie, "the brave one." word on the street is its about her avenging someone's death or something. i'm not sure.

anyways, to make a long story short, i'd argue that this poster is to lesbians what THIS poster might be to.....


straight men:



straight women:




...well i'm no wiz with photoshop, but you get my point. further proof, in my opinion, that new york is SO overrun with lesbians that marketing companies feel the need to target them on the sides of buildings. whats next, i ask you? the US Open sponsored by soy: no coca-cola products served? i mean i would go to that. but i think it would be confusing.

5 comments:

Brittany said...

hilarious

kidbonita said...

probably more likely to find something like a tractor pull or barrel racing sponsored by the soy farmers of america, but that probably wouldn't go over well in NYC...just as the US Open probably wouldn't fly in the midwest.
by the way, that doesn't even look like Jodi Foster. did she get younger in the past decade?

icarus said...

leather jacket...gay hair...wifebeater...gay pants...big gay belt...

i must see this movie.

icarus said...

ps. today all the homos at work were talking about this poster.

emily2 said...

at my workplace too. omg.