movie poster review: the brave one

i'm not gonna lie, this wasn't my idea. but it was such a good one i just had to "borrow" it for a second. but i'll give credit where credit is due. i've started reading the insanity report, and aside from being hilarious and a great blogger, this dude does the occasional "movie trailer review." because after all: why watch the movie when you can learn pretty much all you need to know from the trailer?

...or for that matter, from the poster that's plastered all over the subway and also on a 4-story building in harlem.




so this is apparently jodie foster's new movie, "the brave one." word on the street is its about her avenging someone's death or something. i'm not sure.

anyways, to make a long story short, i'd argue that this poster is to lesbians what THIS poster might be to.....


straight men:



straight women:




...well i'm no wiz with photoshop, but you get my point. further proof, in my opinion, that new york is SO overrun with lesbians that marketing companies feel the need to target them on the sides of buildings. whats next, i ask you? the US Open sponsored by soy: no coca-cola products served? i mean i would go to that. but i think it would be confusing.